Don't Touch My Pumpkins Shorts
PERFECT SHORTS FOR A LAZY DAY! 🎃
HOW TO MEASURE
Measure around your natural waistline, which is the smallest area of the waist.
Stand with feet together. Keeping tape straight and parallel to the floor, measure around fullest part.
Measure inside length of your leg from the crotch to bottom of ankle.
- 100% Cotton
- Drawstring closure
- Unlined and lightweight; Elasticized waist with adjustable drawstring
- Built for the active individual; Perfect shorts for a fuss-free gym outfit
- Breathable soft cotton blend fabric will keep you cool while getting active
- Sporty style with white contrast trimming
- Measured from: Small | Length: 13" | Waist: 26" | Hip: 14.5" | Inseam: 2.5"
Shipping Info & FAQ's
ORDER BY DATE TO GET IT BY DECEMBER 24
|December 20 at 11:59pm PST|
**Excluding Hawaii, Alaska, and Puerto Rico
It’s worth the wait. Trust us. We're busy over here so order processing may take a little longer than usual. Thanks for being patient.
|(5-4 business days)
It's on us!
|(5-8 business days)
Shipping timelines reflect total order processing and shipping times. Your gear will be processed and shipped within 2-4 business days of the order date.
Breathe deeply—we have answers to your most pressing shipping questions.
HOW CAN I MAKE SURE I GET MY ORDER BEFORE DECEMBER 24?
If you’re in the US or Canada and FedEx delivers to you, you’ll need to order your goodies by December 20 at 11:59 pm PST. We’ll automatically upgrade your shipping to make sure your gift arrives on time (don’t sweat it—shipping’s still free).
HOW ARE ESTIMATED DELIVERY DATES CALCULATED?
Our average shipping times are 5 - 8 business days,
Yes, but we cannot guarantee expedited or overnight deliveries to P.O. Boxes or rural zip codes—selecting standard shipping is the way to go.
Please note that if you have a US rural address, you’ll be unable to order hazardous materials including aerosols.
DO YOU SHIP TO AN APO/FPO/DPO ADDRESS?
Yes. We can ship to an APO/FPO/DPO address, however transit times can take up to 45 business days.
WHAT DO I DO IF MY TRACKING SAYS MY ORDER HAS BEEN DELIVERED AND I HAVE NOT RECEIVED MY PACKAGE?
Please let us know! As long as it is within 30 days of purchase we will investigate!